Hot take: Ragavan did nothing wrong (we're kidding, but look at the chart)

Nobody asked for this take. Here it is anyway.

Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer is a 2/1 for one red that dashes in, steals the top card of your library when it hits you, and makes a Treasure. It's banned in Legacy. It's still the most wanted one-drop in Modern. Commander players run it in tens of thousands of decks. The monkey didn't ask to be printed. The monkey didn't ask to be the format. The monkey just does monkey things. And the price? *chef's kiss* Still not cheap.

This week in cardboard: we live in a society

You know the meme. "We live in a society where [something absurd]." We live in a society where a 2/1 monkey with dash is worth more than your dinner. We live in a society where Wizards printed it in MH2, then gave it a Multiverse Legends version, and the market said "cool, we'll take both." We're not telling you to buy or sell. We're telling you to look at the chart below and accept that the monkey won.

Anyway, the chart's below. Toggle foil if you want to feel worse. Stay toxic, gamers.